my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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