I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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