Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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