Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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