i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I'm really busy with my period
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