i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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