I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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