she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
