Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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