if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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