I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the condom got lost in my hair
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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