In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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