just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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