Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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