Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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