It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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