If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Randomize
