It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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