dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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