When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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