There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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