bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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