I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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