piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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