She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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