I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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