i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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