Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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