if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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