the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize
