with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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