Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
