wakey wakey hands off snakey
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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