I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
What a dumb baby whore.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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