just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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