i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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