is wine microwaveable?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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