I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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