I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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