How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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