Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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