what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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