I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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