Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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