you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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