So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize