One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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