yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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