we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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