i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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