Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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