just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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