Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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