I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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