You made me cry and you don't even care
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
There's always time for handjobs
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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