It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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