Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
