dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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