How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
