this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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