Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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