Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
All I want is dick and wine.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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