Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Randomize